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I hope Rick Santorum gets a Frappuccino, but the barista doesn’t blend it long enough, so all the good stuff is at the bottom and the rest is just soggy ice.

Anonymous asked: So how did we get here then?

I think the first humans came out of a massive vagina.
Well actually, I don’t know. It isn’t really my job to know so I don’t really care.

Anonymous asked: Under 1100-1200 you are putting your body in starvation mode I can understand 1000-1200 but 800 ? But since you're active it shouldn't be a problem I suppose

Yeah c: I have volleyball a few times a week and I work out so yeah haha. Thankyou:)

Anonymous asked: What's your religion?

I’m an atheist.

Hello my dear. It’s so hard to see you here. How long has it been since we put you in the ground? Oh it feels like days, but it’s been years. “Oh, and please don’t call me baby, it’s just too hard to hear, too hard to hear. Leave you flowers at your headstone, just sit and talk to you my dear”
My dear.

And I will never forgive myself for not being there to protect you.
I should have been at home instead of out trying to forget you.
Just one fight and I’m out the door. What kind of man am I?
I swore I’d never leave your side.

we-were-infinty asked: I'm gonna stalk the fuck out of your Tumblr and reblog almost anything. kbye.

okay<3

Anonymous asked: Actually you should consumer 1100-1200 calories a day ... Anything below is too few and you can actually gain weight

Well considering I work out a lot, I probably will eat that much and burn it all off.

But thanks? I mean anorexics are skinny and they don’t eat anything.

Anonymous asked: K. so, I have a question. Like, back in February I dated this kid named Luke, and like he is the absolute most perfect guy ever. for me at least. We dated for three weeks but I'd grown my feelings for him for about 4 months. I loved him, still do actually. But, I got scared so I broke up with him, I regret it so bad. I wanna tell him how I feel but now he's dating one of my good friends. What do you think I should do honestly.

If you don’t tell him you’ll regret it…….. :/ 

And your good friend is dumb for dating him when you have a history ugh.