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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
I did feel slightly bad for her when she said she wouldn’t get to be a mother, and then I remembered she gave that up to be a murderess..
But it was a bit sad to hear those parts. At least she admitted it was because of her bad choices and she’ll feel sorry for the rest of her life and everything… Instead of being like “because I was found guilty” and blaming the jury.
0 notes21 notesThe death penalty weirds me out
I can’t ever imagine myself being able to say “You deserve to die”
Like I’m no better than the killer
avada kedavra!
21,251 notesa commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
Amor Deliria Nervosa - phase one.
66,687 notesI’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life
101,449 notesthere’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—
45,931 notes“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
90,654 notesso I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
73,883 notesmy friend just told me that metal music is called that
because
metal
is
heavier
than
rock
Omg this literally just changed my life.